Metal Head Is Pissing

December 29, 2007 life 1 Comment

sorry for the lack of updates. as usual, life does not goes as planned.
not that i did not expect it, but it is way harsher than forseen.

i have a confession to make. i am actually an android. i can work 24/7 non stop.
you do not believe me? seems like you need to be introduced to my employers!
they definitely think i am one! i do not look anything like the guy below, i am way better
looking than him!

I AM ROBOT

so now that you know. please understand that updates would be lacking, not to mention
pictures probably would not turn up at all. i received “OH SO HAPPY NEWS!” declaring or
should i say dictating that i will have to be on standby for NEW YEAR’s EVE and NEW YEAR itself.when everyone is happily counting down the last seconds of the year,i will be counting on my luck and wish that i would not get calls. this is going to be one damn exciting NEW YEAR’s EVE countdown.bet my balls that most of you would not get an opportunity like this in your lifetime.

however, contrary to my employers steadfast beliefs that i am an android, i do feel pain
(not to mention fatigue).immense pain if i might add. my teeth, perhaps trying to prove a
point to my employers that i am indeed human,decided to give me a mind numbing ache.
a visit to the dentist revealed that my wise impacted wisdom tooth cause the molar in
front to decay. the solution was to extract the wisdom tooth, do root canal treatment
and crowning for the decayed molar. the sum for the whole operation given by the
dentist was a whooping HKD7,400.

that unfortunately failed to convince my employers that i am indeed human. perhaps
they think that i am only capable of feeling pain but not fatigue. or perhaps, they think
that i am very much in need of money because of the operation.they feel that it is their
duty to, in their words,give me more responsibilities(aka standby)!

this android is breaking down and has already planned to be returned to the production line for repairs.it has been a fun experience moving overseas but definitely not a great experience being exploited.